Exhibit A
10.) Look for four leaf clovers in the grass.
11.) Take wet paint from the PK dot and cover Mad in it.
12.) Impersonate Kevin.
13.) Refuse to wear the pennies which smell like boy.
14.) Fake an injury and sit on the bench.
15.) Demand to play World Cup even though everyone knows Pedro will never let us.
16.) Take an illegal water break.
17.) Put the soccer ball under your shirt and run around like a manic…
18.) Yell fuck in Kelly's ear.
19.) Tell Kelly you've kissed a boy and watch her cry.
20.) Roll your eyes when Steph brings up Ryan.
21.) Break out into song and wait for Pedro to join.
22.) Watch the JV boys. :
23.) Watch the football boys.
24.) Watch the Rugby boys…no actually, ewww.
25.) Redo your hair multiple times.
26.) Pretend to be hurt more than you are and go see G, but really just go to the school and leave early.
27.) Go to a Sochol party! (and hookup because "EVERYBODY HOOKS UP AT A SOCHOL PARTY!!" -Jessica Sochol )
                                          

28.) Crip walk onto the field until Pedro rolls his eyes.
29.) Ask Mary to sing a song from Rent.
30.) Tell Jessie to stop singing Rent songs because her voice sucks.
31.) Make Jane break dance.
32.) Tickle Liv and make her laugh.
33.) Pull your socks up over your knees just to look weird.
34.) Relive the eighties by wearing your pinny off the shoulder.
35.) Bring up your love life and then ask Pedro once again about Kat.
36.) Play "I Spy".
37.) Demand to use the bathroom to get out of sprints.
38.) Laugh when Pedro asks you to run.
39.) Start punching Lindsay and wait for her to own you.
40.) Swear.
41.) Wear a bright pink tank top and see what Pedro's response is.
42.) Bring a chocolate to practice and eat it while Pedro's talking.
43.) Call your grandma.
44.) Apply a new layer of mascara because the one from last period is coming off.
45.) Stuff your face with marshmallows! Ohh the frosh team.
46.) Take 50 soccer balls and try to hit the crossbar with each one and prove Kevin wrong.
47.) Tell Pedro you've gotten your heart broken by a heartless trackie and watch his face turn from confusion to embarrassment.
48.) Bitch out the girl who sits behind you in math class because she said swimming was better than soccer. (which it isn't)
49.) Sing Happy Birthday for no reason.
50.) Ask Pedro what Portugal was like.
51.) Impersonate his accent.
52.) Put your hair in pigtails and run across the field.
53.) Take off your cleats, hide them in the ball bag and tell Pedro you don't know where they went.
54.) Practice your runway walk randomly during practice.
55.) Find a mud pile and cover yourself in dirt.
56.) Listen to Mad's crazy love stories.
57.) Try and figure out the difference between Nicole and Ashley.
58.) Tell Anna to stop embarrassing you.
59.) Grab a bag of Chips Ahoy and start eating them during warm-up.
60.) Ask to stretch 15 minutes before practice ends and watch Pedro's eyes get angry.
61.) Pick up all the cones during the middle of a drill.
62.) Sit on your soccer ball.
63.) Pick the flattest soccer ball and attempt to play a game with it.
64.) Juggle when you're suppose to be doing toe-taps.
65.) Bring up Mike Sleter to Becca and listen for the hundredth time about how he ruined her life.
67.) Casually bring up Chuck and how he let us do whatever we want.
68.) Ask to leave early.
69.) Suggest a game of duck, duck, goose for team bonding.
70.) Bitch about your overwhelming amount of homework.
71.) Tell stories of soccer tournaments past.
72.) Complain about a broken nail.
73.) Tell Steph that an upperclassman said hi to you in the hallways.
74.) Trip Maddie when she's doing all her intense soccer moves.
75.) Kick your soccer ball into the woods, pretend to go get it, but really just leave.
76.) Ask Sochol do show you her ghetto dance.
77.) Show up to practice in a mini-shirt, tell Pedro you forgot your stuff and watch him mutter something that no one can understand to himself.
78.) Suggest setting Pedro up with your other ex-soccer-coach.
79.) Sing some oldies.
80.) Demand another JV sleepover.
81.) Make up a victory dance for when you score the winning goal.
82.) Bring a snack.
83.) Pretend to laugh at one of Jessie's horrible jokes.
84.) Tell Anna she's awkward.
85.) Come to practice in bright blue eye shadow and look at Pedro's reaction.
86.) Sit down and meditate when Pedro tells you to run sprints.
87.) Walk fast during warm-up and protest that you were actually running when you get in trouble.
88.) Show off your ballet moves.
89.) Wear your God Squad shirt to practice and listen to Pedro tell you about how he teaches Sunday school.
90.) When Pedro tells you to dribble in the 18 yard box, dribble all the way to the half-way line, ignoring his yelling completely.
91.) Randomly shout something random out.
92.) Count to 100 in French.
93.) Sing 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
94.) Scream "FUCK" at the top of your lungs and then blame Kelly for doing it.
95.) Start playing tag.
96.) Have a burping contest will everyone.
97.) Make fun of Jessie and Anna for always being together.

                                              what freaks….
98.) GET KNOCKEEDDD UPPPP
99.) Practice your old tap dance routine.
100.) Tell Pedro to "Praise yo God!"
101.) Pants everyone….

102.) Watch Becca Eat pizza while playing goal during a game

103.) Watch Becca play goal period

104.) Laugh at people who claim they are on Varsity but play every  JV game

105.) Do impressions of the WRATH OF PEDRO

106.) Finally become a REAL team other the feeder team.

107.) Go to Italy

108.) Watch Paige and Becca do "Hinz Skit Vevelt and "I'm Going to be  Mighty King" skits

109.) Drink gatorade out of those really cool straws gwens mom bought

110.)Be concerned about your well being

111.) Prank call people and have Becca act as a pornstar named Genine

112.) At on the prank call have Paige play to two cords she knows and sing "Shit Mother Fucker Damn" and the porn star numbers theme song

113.) Go to bed AFTER 3 at sleepovers cough cough

114.) Have spontaneous Dance Pantys

115.) Repeat Mr. Sochols famous lines all night like...

- "they said if i opened up a credit account i could recieve a free pair of panties"

-"are you enviornmentally friendly?"

-" you know your friends might care about their personal hygene and that why i am replacing this toliet paper"

116.) Push someone in a game and the purposly fall to make it look like they did and then get a free kick

117.) Find new clothes for Pedro since he wore the sames outfit for a week straight!

118.) Make fun of Pedro because he moved to America when he was 2 and didn't speak English until he was nine and still has a heavy accent

119.) Take his class when he becomes a teacher next year...HE'LL LOVVEEEE THAT.

120.) Run away and join the rodeo. its better than his bipolar moods swings

121.) Sing I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW by Tiffany and watch how Pedro knows all of the words

122.) Tell Pedro who your boyfriend him and wait for him to walk over to the boys field and call out his name and wave

123.) Buy Pedro "ENGLISH FOR DUMMIES" books

124.) Buy Pedro a "HOW NOT TO FUCK UP A DATE" book.

125.) Meet Pedro's Parents.